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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:07
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nemo harum distinctio cupiditate soluta nesciunt beatae harum.
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?